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"You were my world,
Until you found
another planet"
An almost haiku for an almost us (via perfect)

(Source: sh-ocking, via ohheyhelen)

— 5 days ago with 47263 notes
Anonymous asked: How do I get a guy to flirt with me Like ok he sits behind me in class. And he's so hot.


Answer:

sueting:

Drop your pencil and then accidentally suck his dick on your way up.

— 5 days ago with 37 notes
sir-gluteus-maximus:

fuckyeahmelancholy:

greeneyesofdeath:

Are these the three stages of sex?? 

Which stage is Pikachu?

regret

sir-gluteus-maximus:

fuckyeahmelancholy:

greeneyesofdeath:

Are these the three stages of sex?? 

Which stage is Pikachu?

regret

(Source: argynw, via ruinedchildhood)

— 6 days ago with 37607 notes
voodoodoll-snsd:

“But there are words I couldn’t say because of my pride”

voodoodoll-snsd:

But there are words I couldn’t say because of my pride”

(via kowaiholic)

— 6 days ago with 807 notes